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Tuesday

Sep 2014

Everyone’s fucked up. You’ve just gotta decide what kinda fucked up you’re into.

(via strikerium)

02
Tuesday

Sep 2014
3rd grade
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
02
Tuesday

Sep 2014
3rd grade
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
02
Tuesday

Sep 2014

If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero

02
Tuesday

Sep 2014

panerasexual:

men are so afraid of confident girls and its so funny

02
Tuesday

Sep 2014

premiium:

rapewhistled:

still havent seen any greenday jokes….its september….wtf is going on

i guess everyone’s on holiday

02
Tuesday

Sep 2014

emmaswahne:

petercapalldii:

'peter capaldi is way too old to be the doctor'

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it’s literally impossible to be too old for the doctor

02
Tuesday

Sep 2014

livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

cknd:

I spend so much time alone that if I was ever falsely accused for a crime I would never have an alibi

Officer, my internet history will prove I was reading gay porn at the time of the murder
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Tuesday

Sep 2014
01
Monday

Sep 2014

ridge:

why does everyone care about being mature for their age like maybe i fucking like drinking from juice boxes and eating my popcorn like a fucking lizard fight me about it